Diagnosis: You are free from Nomophobia!

CONGRATULATIONS. You're living in oblivious peace with your mobile device. You've managed to resist the charms and, well, to be frank, all modern convenience of having a modern mobile phone or tablet. You are a paragon of calm in the modern mechie world. You are the Dalai Lama, you are Pope Francis. Ommmmmmmmmmmmm.

 
Mel Gibson
 

Symptoms: 

  • You're comfortable with your own thoughts... sitting in silence. In fact, we'll bet the only tweet feed you follow is that coming from your own thought stream.
  • You're likely to have one of those old-fashioned alarm clocks at your beside and perhaps some tinily-folded paper train and bus timetables in your pocket or purse.
  • You probably smile a lot.
  • We're suspicious to be frank

Transient

Computers make me totally blank out.
— Dalai Lama quotes from BrainyQuote.com

Recommended Treatments:

Ehhhhhhh

Well blissful brains, not much we can offer in the way of advice. Sounds like you're living in blissful happiness with your mobile device. 

Follow us

Mind you, it be a good idea to follow us to remind yourself what you're not missing. Worst case: you get to laugh and shake your head at those of us enthralled with our mobiles.

Test yourself

Eternal vigilance being the price of freedom and all that, remember to keep checking your nomophobia levels using our purpose-built, online test kit!!